OMG!! I almost pissed myself when I saw this video. However I would have gotten fired and prob arrested to knocking the shit out that bitch...
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Random Cali Man Dusted.. Sad but Funny
Random man on angel dust jogs away from the police in his boxers & starts to scream while Bucket Naked in a Cali T-Mobile store..
This is his brain on drugs....
This is his brain on drugs....
Monday, March 22, 2010
BBM Humor #3
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned. The Genie says,"Hello Master,I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The Genie grants him his wish
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the liquid...smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night. The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up. Finally, Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE."
ARRIBA!!!!!!! ARRIBA!!!!!!!
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the liquid...smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night. The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up. Finally, Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE."
ARRIBA!!!!!!! ARRIBA!!!!!!!
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
BBM Humor #2
A Hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her, she said "NO! i am married to god!!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver said "she prays every tuesday night at midnight in the grave yard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are god and demand sex?" The hippie tries this and to his surprise the nun said "yes but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity" They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the hippie throws off his robe and cries" ha ha" I'm the hippie! The nun cries out "ha ha" i'm the bus driver!! lmmfao
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BBM Humor #1
After an exciting hot, nice 69 with his girlfriend, Brian remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pumpum on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that 2 liters of listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 5 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said 'Man y u have 2 do 69 before u come here?'. Brian said ' does my breath smell like pumpum?. The dentist replied ' No ur forehead smells like Shit. LMAO!!!
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Columbus Short Falls Off Stage...
'Stomp The Yard' star Columbus Short took a bit of a short fall off stage at a Fresno step show in California on Saturday (March 6). Short walked out on stage donning dark sunglasses, and without realizing it, walked clear off stage. Ouch! The actor took the incident in stride and returned to the stage sans the glasses and even entertained the crowd with some dance moves. The shit was funny as hell to me. He was trying to look cute & gagged. Oh well, he's still my "Boo", lol. Yes, it's on video. Check it out below...
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Affion’s “Hunt Chris Brown” Spoof Video
MTV’s Wild ‘n Out alum Affion Crockett spoffed Jay-Z’s “Run This Town” music video. Affion’s version, dubbed “Hunt Chris Brown,” features Affion playing multiple characters including Jay-Z, Kanye and Chris Brown.
Funny shit... Check it out below...
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Stephon Marbury Releases New Video Dispelling Gay Rumors
Stephon Marbury has released a new video to address gay rumors that have surfaced due to some of the antics he’s displayed in past videos. In this new video, Marbury starts off doing some sort of dance then shows off his painted toe nails adorned with rhinestones. He rounds out the video by declaring he’s not gay and challenging viewers to “ask your girl how gay I am” as he talks into his imaginary microphone. Now how come EVVVERY TIME some celebrity wants to show they a$$ or act “strange” they gotta be playing for our team? We don’t want Marbury either!! All jokes aside, either the man really needs help or this is all part of some grand scheme of his that will be revealed to us in the future. Hopefully the near future.
Monday, August 4, 2008
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